Sledgehammer to the spray paint

Hammer of Hephaestus +150 Fire damage, -10 health when used, causes player to burn

/r/ItemShop: Item Shop - Things that look like items from RPGs and other video games. Weapons, armor, accessories, etc. Include stats! **Posts containing actual video game items will be removed.** - April 29, 2020 - 06:04

Boom

/r/WinStupidPrizes: Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes - Sub dedicated to gifs and videos of people playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. - April 29, 2020 - 05:47

Maybe Maybe Maybe

/r/maybemaybemaybe: Maybe Maybe Maybe - Tired of knowing how a GIF will end? - April 29, 2020 - 03:45

Sledgehammer to the spray paint

/r/maybemaybeoriginal: Maybe Maybe Maybe (Original) - Tired of knowing how a GIF will end? (Original Flavor) - April 29, 2020 - 03:45

/r/IdiotsFightingThings: Idiots Fighting Things - A subreddit for videos, gifs, pictures, etc. of people fighting inanimate objects. - April 28, 2020 - 23:35

Stop, hammer time

/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - April 28, 2020 - 21:18

Let me just hit this aerosol can with a sledge hammer

/r/gifs: .gifs - funny, animated gifs for your viewing pleasure - Funny, animated GIFs: Your favorite computer file type! Officially pronounced with a hard "J" - February 14, 2020 - 17:29

HMB while I hit this aerosol can with a sledge hammer

/r/holdmybeer: beer ideas - "Hey man, hold my beer. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or injury. - February 7, 2020 - 22:56