It is called flex. Wood does it.
/r/TerminallyStupid: TerminallyStupid - Someone who is terminally stupid is being dumb in a way that threatens their safety or someone else’s. Share your screenshots and pictures here! - March 20, 2019 - 19:16
Hold my beer while I pedal full speed into a wooden wall.
/r/holdmybeer: beer ideas - "Hey man, hold my beer. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or injury. - March 18, 2019 - 18:04
Poor soul ..He had no idea what's coming at him.
/r/yesyesyesyesno: yesyesyesyesno - This subreddit is pretty simple: things that are great before they go bad. *Almost* perfect isn't it, it's about acts nearing spectacular fruition right before their ruin. So basically the Seattle Seahawks' last drive in Super Bowl 49. - March 18, 2019 - 14:31
HMBCs as I try and ride through solid wood
/r/holdmybraincells: Hold My Brain Cells - Welcome to “Hold My Brain Cells” (HMBCs), the subreddit where people do the stupidest shit and common sense is in short supply. - March 18, 2019 - 14:03
Employee: "I made the finish line boss!"
/r/onejob: You Had One Job! - Welcome! r/onejob is a subreddit based on funny occupation mishaps. The official depository for the classic "You Had One Job!" posts. - March 18, 2019 - 13:49
Full speed shrimp
/r/FullShrimp: People imitating shrimp - Full shrimp refers to when a person wipes out and their body crumples like a shrimp. Like r/FullScorpion but backwards. - July 20, 2018 - 00:14
Dude tries to smash through wood board
/r/gifs: .gifs - funny, animated gifs for your viewing pleasure - Funny, animated GIFs: Your favorite computer file type! Officially pronounced with a hard "J" - July 19, 2018 - 21:45
HMFT after I smash through this wooden board on my bike
/r/holdmyfeedingtube: Hold My Feeding Tube - A place to watch people come to the neck-breaking realization that somebody is gonna have to hold their feeding tube. - July 19, 2018 - 16:08