My daughter swallowed a huge chunk of her ice-lolly about 10 seconds after I told her to eat it slowly.
/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid: Look how stupid these kids are - Just look at some of these kids, how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn kids are so dumb. - August 18, 2021 - 10:18
Told my daughter not to eat her ice-lolly too quick. She didn't listen...
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