HMFT after I take my eyes off the road.
/r/holdmyfeedingtube: Hold My Feeding Tube - A place to watch people come to the neck-breaking realization that somebody is gonna have to hold their feeding tube. - April 10, 2020 - 14:43
HMC while I don’t look where I’m driving your scooter
/r/holdmycosmo: Hey, bitch! Hold my cosmo! - Girls failing at life in funny ways, usually drunk. Hold my cosmo aka HMC. - April 10, 2020 - 04:06