"so I ended up with a pole up my bum Saturday night and had to have 3 stitches on my arse cheek and a tetnus jab, how was your weekend?"
/r/funny: funny - Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. - February 19, 2017 - 15:18
Girl needs stitches in bum after ‘Slut Dropping’ onto metal pole
/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - January 31, 2017 - 14:34