I got it I got it!
/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - May 21, 2021 - 13:41
Make a wish, Part 2
/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid: Look how stupid these kids are - Just look at some of these kids, how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn kids are so dumb. - June 12, 2020 - 13:10