Reason for lack of homework? "The bird is an asshole"

Reason for lack of homework? "The bird is an asshole"

/r/cockatiel: Cockatiels! - A subreddit totally dedicated to Cockatiels. Feel free to talk about anything related or to post pictures of your own parrots. - June 21, 2019 - 17:09

/r/noisygifs: Noisy Gifs - June 21, 2019 - 12:55

/r/AnimalsBeingJerks: animals being jerks! - A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of animals being jerks. - June 21, 2019 - 00:23

Absolutelynotme_irl

/r/absolutelynotme_irl: absolutely not your selfies of the soul - absolutely not your selfies of the soul - June 21, 2019 - 14:44

Look man, you wouldn't need this in emacs.

/r/aww: A subreddit for cute and cuddly pictures - Things that make you go AWW! Like puppies, bunnies, babies, and so on... A place for really cute pictures and videos! - June 21, 2019 - 14:42

BiRd oF pReY sHoWs ViCtiM tHaT tHeRe iS no EsCaPiNg ThEiR fAtE

/r/PeopleFuckingDying: People Fucking Dying - Videos and GIFs of people (figuratively) fucking dying. - June 21, 2019 - 12:56

Hitbirb shows victim there is no escape

/r/hitanimals: hitanimals - Animal assassins - June 21, 2019 - 12:54

Keyboard birb

/r/BirdsBeingDicks: These birds are such dicks - An archive of all the bird douchebaggery. - June 21, 2019 - 10:25

Vim-help bird says: "map caps-lock to esc already" (*also discourages use of arrow keys*)

/r/vim: VIM - Vi IMproved - For Vim enthusiasts and anyone interested in Vim. - June 21, 2019 - 09:00

Damn birds always trying to steak our keys

/r/PartyParrot: Cult of the Party Parrot - Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER! - June 21, 2019 - 07:07

Дай мне её, дай

/r/Pikabu: Пикабу на Реддит - Welcome to the Russian side of Reddit, comrades. This is biggest Russian subreddit. We are not affiliated with the original Pikabu website. We luckily managed to escape their censorship. - June 21, 2019 - 05:17

KeyboardBirb

/r/Birbs: Birbs being birbs - Birbs doing birb things - June 21, 2019 - 04:25