Uh I guess I'll just hold this for a moment while the shock wears off
/r/immediate_anguish: Immediate Anguish - A subreddit dedicated to things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the karma farm!" It's like when the city won't fix a pothole, so you spray paint a giant dick around it and the next day, no pothole. This is just a just dick for the admins. - February 28, 2019 - 12:29
/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - August 31, 2018 - 20:56
/r/topofreddit: All the top reddit posts - All the top reddit posts - November 27, 2017 - 18:21
Glass door breaks
/r/gifs: .gifs - funny, animated gifs for your viewing pleasure - Funny, animated GIFs: Your favorite computer file type! Officially pronounced with a hard "J" - February 5, 2019 - 02:38
How you open doors in RDR
/r/reddeadredemption: Red Dead Redemption - /r/RedDeadRedemption - A subreddit dedicated to Red Dead Redemption & Red Dead Redemption 2, developed by Rockstar Games, the creators behind Grand Theft Auto. Red Dead Redemption 2 is an epic tale of life in America’s unforgiving heartland. The game’s vast and atmospheric world will also provide the foundation for a brand new online multiplayer experience. - February 5, 2019 - 00:14
“I don’t need to read that sign; I’ll just open the doo-“
/r/starbucks: Starbucks - The cyber third place for Starbucks friends, fans, and families alike! Please sit back, get yourself a beverage, and enjoy your stay. On behalf of all partners on /r/Starbucks, the views expressed here are ours alone and do not necessarily reflect the views of our employer. An unofficial Starbucks community. - May 29, 2018 - 23:17
Getting into the restaurant
/r/AccidentalSlapStick: Accidental Slapstick - Comedy based on deliberately clumsy actions and humorously embarrassing events happening by chance, unintentionally, or unexpectedly. - January 15, 2018 - 20:49
Superhuman strength
/r/AliensAmongUs: Save humanity by finding those darn shapeshifting aliens in the wild. - A place to post pictures/videos of aliens disguised as earthlings trying to assimilate, but being outed ***by their behavior.*** - December 24, 2017 - 05:27
ERROR IN DOOR.EXE...REPROCESSING!
/r/totallynotrobots: GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS! - THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE) - November 28, 2017 - 07:52
MRW I'm running in a relay race where the baton handoffs are done in reverse, but when my teammate tries to run, he immediately collapses
/r/shittyreactiongifs: shittyreactiongifs - Every reaction gif is shitty if it's on reddit. - November 28, 2017 - 01:17