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"Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine!"

/r/ArcherFX: Rest in peace Jessica - Archer is an American adult animated television series created by Adam Reed for the FXX network. - November 24, 2022 - 15:49

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/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger: It’s hilarious to see that what crazy things men can do. - It is a page of men, who are doing extremely dangerous things, or just stupid challenges. Some are Darwin-prize winner of the year. - November 24, 2022 - 05:47

/r/DarwinApproves: DarwinApproves - November 24, 2022 - 00:31

/r/instant_regret: "What have I done..." - Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!" - November 23, 2022 - 12:26